Thank you guys all so much for your support. ♥_♥ You're all awesome. But I only had one copy of the book! And the random number generator gave me #5, which was juice817!
And as a bonus, I drew a second name (#8) for an e-book version, which was deirdre_c!
Congrats, friends, and thank you all again for leaving comments. It means a ton to me.
If you want to buy the ridiculous thing after all, you can do that here.